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“I can resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde

“To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I’ve done it a thousand times.” – Mark Twain

“A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.” – Arthur Block

“Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.” – Albert Einstein

“Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.” – Franklin P. Jones

“What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.” – Richard Harkness

“Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day.” – Benito Mussolini

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate
it.” – Franklin P. Jones

“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should
have been more specific.” – Jane Wagner

“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” – Oscar Wilde

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