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“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown

“Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake when you make it again.” – F. P. Jones

“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.”

“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”

“Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back”

“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure”

“A line is a dot that went for a walk.”

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”

“It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.”

“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

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