100,001 Funny Quotes

“Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.”

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.”

“The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.”

“How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?”

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”

“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.”

“There are three sides of an arguement — your side, my side and the right side.”

“I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.”

“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”

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