100,001 Funny Quotes
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“A vasectomy means never having to say you’re sorry.”
“The meek shall inherit the Earth after we’re done with it.”
“Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.”
“Money can’t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.”
“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.”
“He who laughs last didn’t get it.”
“Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.”
“Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.”
“I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?”
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One comment for 100,001 Funny Quotes
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other
by terrence on March 23, 2011 at 1:18 am. #