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“By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.” – Oscar Wilde

“This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.” – Oscar Wilde

“Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.” – Oscar Wilde

“A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.” Oscar Wilde

“Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.” – Oscar Wilde

“Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.” – Oscar Wilde

“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.” – Winston Churchill

“There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.” – Douglas Adams

“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.” – Janeane Garofalo

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’” – Tommy Cooper

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