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“It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.” – Alfred Adler

“Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.” – Brendan Gill

“Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.” – Benny Hill

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.” – Albert Einstein

“Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercouse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.” – Mark Twain

“As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent.” – Socrates

“A husband is what’s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.” – Helen Rowland

“A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.” – Don Quinn

“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.” – Mae West

“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” – Oscar Wilde

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