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“My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates

“He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.” – Lao Tsu

“Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting.” – Billy Rose

“Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.” – Cordel Hull

“When one burns one’s bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.” – Dylan Thomas

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” – Winston Churchill

“Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.” – William Shakespeare

“A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.” – Oscar Wilde

“There are three faithful friends—an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” – Oscar Wilde

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