Jejemon vs. Jejebuster
Got this from Facebook:
1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.
CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!
2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing “jejejejeje” in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.
3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.
On AIM or YM:
miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!
You: Huh?
miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!
You: You are a jejemon! Don’t talk to me, you uneducated retard!
miszMaldiTahh111: T_T
Update: 2010-04-24 @ 00:04H
I got these additional JEJEMON information from Chico Garcia’s blog:
Sorry Chico but because you haven’t yet posted the top ten things to say to a hater, I’m plagiarizing your work 
26 comments for Jejemon vs. Jejebuster
Hi, dropping by from ofwkablogs. Your title caught my attention having seen another jejemon post at Gibo’s facebook page lately. =)
by Gremlin on April 23, 2010 at 3:36 pm. #
sya ba ang pinuno ng mga jejemon? hahaha
by Kotsengkuba on April 23, 2010 at 7:22 pm. #
I despise jejemons. Sana kainin na sila ng lupa. Hahaha
by Mel on April 23, 2010 at 8:07 pm. #
jejejeje, jajajaja, jojojojo. pero parang wala na atang teens ngayon na hindi jejemon.
by Kotsengkuba on April 23, 2010 at 10:26 pm. #
w46 n4m4n fhoe
j3j3j3j3j3j3
by luchelle on July 6, 2010 at 8:03 pm. #
Jejemons are everywhere man! ibalik sila sa friendster
) haha read this guys http://kunganoman.wordpress.com/2010/04/26/6/
by Pau on April 29, 2010 at 5:19 pm. #
Ako, I’m not jejemon.
I’m a jejebuster! Haha, mga sira ulong jejemon na yan.
by 1412 on April 29, 2010 at 8:29 pm. #
jeejej masisi b nten ang mga teens .. e gnun ang gusto nila .. kanyang knyang 3p lng yn .. although ang pangit kse sariling spelling bibabagu peo gnun tlga .. heheheh …. sabay sa uso hekhek ..
by yanyan on April 29, 2010 at 8:58 pm. #
i’m a jejebuster to….hehehehe
by ashezurc on May 1, 2010 at 7:20 am. #
*I’m a Jejebuster too.
Are you really a Jejebuster? You disgrace. Before you go insulting those Jejemons. Correct yourself first, capice?
by Andi on May 8, 2010 at 7:42 pm. #
Jejemons are any cannibalistic practitioner of bastardized English grammar and spelling
by Noneofyourbusiness on May 1, 2010 at 9:33 am. #
Homo sapiens evolved to have a natural desire to modify a language or create a slang. This was done in order to differentiate members of the family/ tribe from intruders. In a world of photoshopped avatars and webcam blocking firewalls, how can a group identify each other through text alone? Mainland China changed millenia old Chinese characters into Pinyin, unreadable to Taiwanese, Singaporeans and overseas Chinese among other things to easily spot the foreigners. Chillax, j3jEm0n is just another avatar.
by Jejemaster on May 1, 2010 at 4:37 pm. #
i hate jejemons!kya cguro di maintndhan pgtxt nyo kse di kau mrunong umintndi!LOSER!lhat ng jejemon ay LOSER!
by debbie on May 4, 2010 at 10:38 am. #
BALUKTOT UNG MGA DILA NG MGA JEJEMONS!HAHAHAHAHAHA!
by debbie on May 4, 2010 at 10:40 am. #
jejebuster din pFfhu akhu.. jejejejeje… hahahahahahhahahahahaha.. joke lang po… jejejeje.. ay, mali, hehehehe.. jejemons suck soccer!! hahahahahaa.. peace to all….. and goodwill to all men.. peace yoh!! patayin ang mga jejemon!!!! kill! kill! kill! joke! joke! joke! jejeje…
by lalala on May 5, 2010 at 10:00 pm. #
Sucks soccer? Where in the world did you get that?
You go suck soccers, Focker!
by Andi on May 8, 2010 at 7:45 pm. #
Question: Bakit jeje-cap ang props ng mga jejemon?
Answer: maraming dahilan kung bakit ganun ang itsura ng jeje-cap…
mahaba…
may rainbow colors
tska pinapatong lang sa ulo.
ok, eto na ang reasons…
1) mahaba – para mag mukha lang tanga.. yun lang…
1) rainbow color – mahilig manood ng youtube. Puro yun lang ang ginagawa. Manood at mag-comment. Tingnan nyo na lang ang comments sa mga sikat na youtube uploads, puro mga jejemon mga nag-comment. Kala mo marami alam pero…
3) pinapatong lang sa ulo – madaling matanggal. kahit anong ibigay mong aral sa kanila, lilipad lang yun.. parang hinangin na jeje-cap.
and finally…
4) yung jeje-cap mismo…
Yun ang piniling prop kasi CAP-os na nga sa pera, (iskwaking),
CAP-os pa sa pag-iisip!
Beware of the jeje-mons. Baka matulad ka nila…
by anti-jeje on May 25, 2010 at 5:25 pm. #
bqiT vAHh aN9 dAin6 .. nAHh iIn968 xSmIn9 m6a j3j3mOn??!!!…
by andrea on June 1, 2010 at 11:47 pm. #
Gotta kill’em all .. JEJEMON ! Ahahaha !
by Cornetto on June 6, 2010 at 6:55 pm. #
hayaan nyo nlang cLa..knya-knyang trip na yan mga dear qowh..hehehehe
by trix on June 7, 2010 at 2:15 pm. #
.ncckalungcckut ung xtory moew :[
by chrisjay on June 8, 2010 at 4:29 pm. #
bqt vah an6 d41n6 n411n61t x4m3n6 m64 j3j3mon ? p3o d1b4 m4x m464nd4 p4 d1n 4n6 p4661n6 xtud3nt n4 t1nu2roh n6 d3p3d ?
by chrisjay on June 8, 2010 at 4:32 pm. #
vqt amern qkc k3o n444d1k x4 j3j3mon 33 .. j3j3 4quh d1n p4l4 4d1k jeje :]
by chrisjay on June 8, 2010 at 4:34 pm. #
uu n64 n4 4dik n4 sa j3j3mon
ts4 m4n styl3 r4 cyy4
j3j3j3j3
by luchelle on July 6, 2010 at 8:01 pm. #
pati ba naman politka
kasali na sa mgah jejemon wahahahah
ba naman yan
by luchelle on July 6, 2010 at 8:27 pm. #
jejemons are just
another set of losers
for this genre !
wag nga kayo mag comment
in jejemon way dito !
masakit na sa mata
nakakabugbog pa ng
utak intindhin .
by MJAiiNA on September 6, 2010 at 11:07 pm. #