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Got this from Facebook:

1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!

2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing “jejejejeje” in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.

On AIM or YM:

miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!
You: Huh?
miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!
You: You are a jejemon! Don’t talk to me, you uneducated retard!
miszMaldiTahh111: T_T

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Human B.S.

“Not because I blog, doesn’t mean all my real-life friends are dead.” – Ape

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“Don’t be so humble – you are not that great!”

I don’t like quotes or quotations, they make me feel like I’m one of those who thought they needed those self-help books, storm bookstores for all books on self-improvement blah blah only to realize later that their tower collection of self-help and self-improvement books gave them nothing but towers or books. Get that?

However, I love funny quotes, hilarious quotes. They all make me want to put them on my t-shirts. So here’s just some of the funny quotes from famous personalities that I have collected in the past.

“There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.” – Josh Groban

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.” – Robert McCloskey

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde

“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.” – Oscar Wilde

“I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.” – Oscar Wilde

“It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.” – Oscar Wilde

“I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.” – Oscar Wilde

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.” – Ethel Barrymore

“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” – Oscar Wilde

“In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.” – Oscar Wilde

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