1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.
CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!
2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing “jejejejeje” in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.
3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.
On AIM or YM:
miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!
You: Huh?
miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!
You: You are a jejemon! Don’t talk to me, you uneducated retard!
miszMaldiTahh111: T_T
Here are sms jokes that you may send to your friends, relatives and loved ones. Most of these sms jokes comes in 160 characters so you may send them to your friends directly although some of them are past the 160-character limit an ordinary GSM phone could send so you would have to re-compose them, shorten them or otherwise, send them as multi-part sms jokes.
» If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me, come to me… If you need money… ……….. THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
» Friends r like fishes. U have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like I caught u. So better stay nice otherwise I will FRY YOU..;)
» True friends are like Diamonds… they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves… they are scattered everywhere
» A good friend is like a computer; me ‘enter’ ur life, ’save’ u in my heart, ‘format’ ur problems, ’shift’ u 2 opportunities & never ‘delete’ u from my memory
» Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
» Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
» Borrow money from pessimists–they don’t expect it back
» What’s the difference between a man and E.T.? – E.T. phoned home.
» Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
» If you jogged backward … would you gain weight?
» If you can’t change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
» I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
» I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
» Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
» Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
» I’ve used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.
» Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
» Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that’s how dogs spend their lives.
» I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
» News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
» CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
» This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
» I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!
» This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
» We will now upgrade your brain…….Please wait……..Searching…….Searching…….Still searching……..Sorry, no brain found !!!
» Your future depends on your dreams – So go to sleep!
» HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!!
» 20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand
» No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
» God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
» Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
» If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long?
» Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
» Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ………………]
» Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i’m playin cards n i’m missin the joker!!
» A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home
» Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else.
If you have mor SMS JOKES with you that aren’t yet listed here, you may want to share them to everyone by posting them on the comment section below. We all love SMS jokes, don’t we?
